Amazon.com Customer Reviews: Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket:
Check out the Customer Reviews at Amazon.com for the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket. It's an audiophile replacement for standard AC wall sockets. For $147.72 (a discount; original price was $148.00) you get "a no compromise solution for the demanding AV enthusiast...Why build a performance power cable only to plug it into the same receptacle thats been in use for almost 100 years?" With a three layer plating process on the receptacle contacts (which) are cryogenically heat treat hardened, how can you lose?
Once you have yours, you can add comments like the following samples. If you want to read some more besides these, go to:
All Customer Comments, Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket
> I received my Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket in the mail yesterday. Well, I shouldn't say "in" the mail because when
> I went to my porch to get the package, the package was just floating there. It was about 2 or 3 feet off the ground. I grabbed the
> delivery man before he left (as he was right down the street) and he said, and I quote "I don't want any trouble, just take your package
> and leave me alone".
>
> Not only was that odd, but when I took it inside, I couldn't put it down on the table. The package would just float. Very strange indeed.
> I go to open the package and I find there is nothing inside. Now I am angry. This is supposed to be the best receptacle on the market and
> all I got was a floating box. Inside there is a piece of paper. "Place a drop of water in the box".
>
> As I have nothing else to do, I add a drop of water to the bottom of the box and to my surprise the receptacle began to re-assemble
> itself. I should have known. Nano-machine technology. Apparently this item was assembled using nano machines and shipped with nano
> machines. Normal box packaging would damage the sensitive audio components. I should have known.
>
> Unfortunately one of the machines went haywire, escaped the box and ate my television. I am not happy about it. However, I did install
> the socket after throwing the box in the yard (the machines die after being outside for 20 minutes). I have never, in my life heard audio
> like this. I finally understood Mozart, Beethoven and Nirvana. I understand music on a whole new level. I have become...a music God. I
> only drink Tuscan Whole Milk. I am one.
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> While pouring a fresh glass of Tuscan whole milk, I splashed a few drops on the wall... Horrified at my clumsiness, I tried to clean the
> mess from my recently installed Wattgate 381 receptacle with a dampened microfiber cloth. I accidentally pushed the wet cloth a bit
> too far into one of the slots with a screwdriver and received a rather large jolt of electricity.
>
> While electrified, I swear I heard the sweet, sweet voices of a multitude of angels all singing in perfect harmony. That sound is
> with me still and I've decided to forgo the purchase of a new Denon sound system and will invest instead in a new gold-plated screwdriver
> so I can hear the voices again and again.
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> Yesterday the hospital called me. My grandmother had had a car accident, and was in surgery. I rushed there, and a nurse friend of
> mine (bow-chicka-wow-wow) got me into an observation room off the OR. I watched my grandmother's heartrate flatline. The crash cart rushed
> over, and instead of a defibrillator there was a Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket and a screwdriver. I watched, still in shock as
> they placed the screwdriver into my dying grandmother's hand, and carefully guided her hand to the socket and had her insert the
> screwdriver into the socket. Immediately, there was a bright flash, and my grandmother jumped up on the operating table and started
> singing the most beautiful opera I have ever heard. I think it was Carmen. Whatever it was, it brought tears to my eyes. And the socket
> wasn't even wired to any other electrical system! My grandmother has completely recovered, and a major label just signed her new punk-rock
> band. She no longer drinks or smokes either! And I owe it all to the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket. Thank you so much Wattgate
> 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket!!!
>
> P.S. I now carry a Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket and a screwdriver with me at all times, in case of emergencies. I will
> never be without one again.
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> I purchased four of these, as I wanted to improve the audio quality of my home theater setup, and had read in other reviews that these
> outlets were made with clippings of Christ's fingernails.
>
> After my harrowing experience, I highly doubt that.
>
> Upon arriving home from work, I found the package containing the outlets to be hovering a few inches off of the porch. Nervous at
> first, I remembered from previous reviews that this was normal behavior for these outlets. Unlike the other reviews though, my
> package seemed to be covered in a dark red substance. I found this was because the package had dismembered my delivery driver, and had
> stored his (her?) remains underneath our glider rocker. Nervously, I brought the package into my house. Thank God my wife and kids weren't
> home at the time.
>
> When I tore the package open, the outlets demanded a sacrifice before bestowing their audio goodness upon my household. Reluctantly, I
> offered them our dog Patches. They instantly devoured the dogs flesh and soul. It was horrific to say the least, but unbeknownst to them,
> Patches was old and cancer-riddled anyways, so it was a win-win.
>
> After the sacrifice was completed, the outlets went to work, not only installing themselves into our brick wall, but also making blood
> begin to flow up our walls. They said that this improved the voltage, but I still have my doubts.
>
> After the amazing self-installation, I turned on my Playstation 3 to sample my new audio excellence, and let me be the first to tell you,
> this is where you make your investment back TEN FOLD. Upon powering up, I went to put on a Blu-Ray movie, but found that the outlets had
> transferred EVERY movie ever made onto my PS3's now 100 PB hard drive.
>
> However, I was forced by the outlets to watch a sex tape involving Kathy Bates and a gorilla. While not my idea of a good time, you
> could really hear the bass in Ms. Bates' grunts, and the highs in the gorilla's cries like never before!
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> I was very satisfied with this outlet behind my entertainment center with my Panamax M5300-PM 11-Outlet Home Theater Power Conditioner
> plugged in to it. Sound has never been better. Emboldened by the success, I thought to put one of these outlets in the garage where I
> plug in my Black & Decker CMM1200 19-Inch 24-Volt Cordless Electric Mulching Lawn Mower (which I like very much, thank you). It took a
> couple of charges to get to full effectiveness, but yes, the cut has become more even. Yes, there used to be small ruts where the wheels
> went and minor ridges next to them, and the odd weed sticking up, but no more! Now I go out with my laser level and check the grass after
> each cut, and it's perfect! The bagging feature works better, too. I haven't had to get out the broom or blower in a month!
Check out the Customer Reviews at Amazon.com for the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket. It's an audiophile replacement for standard AC wall sockets. For $147.72 (a discount; original price was $148.00) you get "a no compromise solution for the demanding AV enthusiast...Why build a performance power cable only to plug it into the same receptacle thats been in use for almost 100 years?" With a three layer plating process on the receptacle contacts (which) are cryogenically heat treat hardened, how can you lose?
Once you have yours, you can add comments like the following samples. If you want to read some more besides these, go to:
All Customer Comments, Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket
> I received my Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket in the mail yesterday. Well, I shouldn't say "in" the mail because when
> I went to my porch to get the package, the package was just floating there. It was about 2 or 3 feet off the ground. I grabbed the
> delivery man before he left (as he was right down the street) and he said, and I quote "I don't want any trouble, just take your package
> and leave me alone".
>
> Not only was that odd, but when I took it inside, I couldn't put it down on the table. The package would just float. Very strange indeed.
> I go to open the package and I find there is nothing inside. Now I am angry. This is supposed to be the best receptacle on the market and
> all I got was a floating box. Inside there is a piece of paper. "Place a drop of water in the box".
>
> As I have nothing else to do, I add a drop of water to the bottom of the box and to my surprise the receptacle began to re-assemble
> itself. I should have known. Nano-machine technology. Apparently this item was assembled using nano machines and shipped with nano
> machines. Normal box packaging would damage the sensitive audio components. I should have known.
>
> Unfortunately one of the machines went haywire, escaped the box and ate my television. I am not happy about it. However, I did install
> the socket after throwing the box in the yard (the machines die after being outside for 20 minutes). I have never, in my life heard audio
> like this. I finally understood Mozart, Beethoven and Nirvana. I understand music on a whole new level. I have become...a music God. I
> only drink Tuscan Whole Milk. I am one.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> While pouring a fresh glass of Tuscan whole milk, I splashed a few drops on the wall... Horrified at my clumsiness, I tried to clean the
> mess from my recently installed Wattgate 381 receptacle with a dampened microfiber cloth. I accidentally pushed the wet cloth a bit
> too far into one of the slots with a screwdriver and received a rather large jolt of electricity.
>
> While electrified, I swear I heard the sweet, sweet voices of a multitude of angels all singing in perfect harmony. That sound is
> with me still and I've decided to forgo the purchase of a new Denon sound system and will invest instead in a new gold-plated screwdriver
> so I can hear the voices again and again.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Yesterday the hospital called me. My grandmother had had a car accident, and was in surgery. I rushed there, and a nurse friend of
> mine (bow-chicka-wow-wow) got me into an observation room off the OR. I watched my grandmother's heartrate flatline. The crash cart rushed
> over, and instead of a defibrillator there was a Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket and a screwdriver. I watched, still in shock as
> they placed the screwdriver into my dying grandmother's hand, and carefully guided her hand to the socket and had her insert the
> screwdriver into the socket. Immediately, there was a bright flash, and my grandmother jumped up on the operating table and started
> singing the most beautiful opera I have ever heard. I think it was Carmen. Whatever it was, it brought tears to my eyes. And the socket
> wasn't even wired to any other electrical system! My grandmother has completely recovered, and a major label just signed her new punk-rock
> band. She no longer drinks or smokes either! And I owe it all to the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket. Thank you so much Wattgate
> 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket!!!
>
> P.S. I now carry a Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket and a screwdriver with me at all times, in case of emergencies. I will
> never be without one again.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> I purchased four of these, as I wanted to improve the audio quality of my home theater setup, and had read in other reviews that these
> outlets were made with clippings of Christ's fingernails.
>
> After my harrowing experience, I highly doubt that.
>
> Upon arriving home from work, I found the package containing the outlets to be hovering a few inches off of the porch. Nervous at
> first, I remembered from previous reviews that this was normal behavior for these outlets. Unlike the other reviews though, my
> package seemed to be covered in a dark red substance. I found this was because the package had dismembered my delivery driver, and had
> stored his (her?) remains underneath our glider rocker. Nervously, I brought the package into my house. Thank God my wife and kids weren't
> home at the time.
>
> When I tore the package open, the outlets demanded a sacrifice before bestowing their audio goodness upon my household. Reluctantly, I
> offered them our dog Patches. They instantly devoured the dogs flesh and soul. It was horrific to say the least, but unbeknownst to them,
> Patches was old and cancer-riddled anyways, so it was a win-win.
>
> After the sacrifice was completed, the outlets went to work, not only installing themselves into our brick wall, but also making blood
> begin to flow up our walls. They said that this improved the voltage, but I still have my doubts.
>
> After the amazing self-installation, I turned on my Playstation 3 to sample my new audio excellence, and let me be the first to tell you,
> this is where you make your investment back TEN FOLD. Upon powering up, I went to put on a Blu-Ray movie, but found that the outlets had
> transferred EVERY movie ever made onto my PS3's now 100 PB hard drive.
>
> However, I was forced by the outlets to watch a sex tape involving Kathy Bates and a gorilla. While not my idea of a good time, you
> could really hear the bass in Ms. Bates' grunts, and the highs in the gorilla's cries like never before!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> I was very satisfied with this outlet behind my entertainment center with my Panamax M5300-PM 11-Outlet Home Theater Power Conditioner
> plugged in to it. Sound has never been better. Emboldened by the success, I thought to put one of these outlets in the garage where I
> plug in my Black & Decker CMM1200 19-Inch 24-Volt Cordless Electric Mulching Lawn Mower (which I like very much, thank you). It took a
> couple of charges to get to full effectiveness, but yes, the cut has become more even. Yes, there used to be small ruts where the wheels
> went and minor ridges next to them, and the odd weed sticking up, but no more! Now I go out with my laser level and check the grass after
> each cut, and it's perfect! The bagging feature works better, too. I haven't had to get out the broom or blower in a month!
Tom
Tom
